Skeeter+Puck

=A "THE JOE" ORIGINAL= = = = = = = = = =Once upon a time, there was a sad, lonely man.= =His name Robert Johnson, who sat with his fan.= == =He would sometimes sing how lonely he was= =As if Kim Jong-Il, with a head full of fuzz.= = = =Eventually his utter loneliness split his personality= =and the sad lonely man lost his punctuality.= =His clothes turned green, his surroundings turned grey= =and couldn't help but shout "HIP! HIP! HURRAY!!!= =At once Robert got up from his bed with his mature hair shed= =and hopped around like an idiot, with all his pain dead.= ="I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY! YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!"= =He shouted, he sprang, full of glee.= =He hopped in a box, and with a fox= =as sweat filled his socks.= =He jumped with a duck and in the muck= =and at that point, he called himself Skeeter Puck!= =He hopped by the brook, with people spooked= =and then he saw Captain Hook.= =But it wasn't Captain Hook= =it was just an old fisherman by the brook.= =He had caught quite a prize, a big red carp= =So big it was, half the size of a harp.= ="Aye, I'll sell it at the market. It'll be worth a few shillings."= =But poor Peter Pan thought the carp was Tiger Lily.= =So without hesitation he grabbed a stick from the ground.= =He ran towards the old man and a pierced heart he found.= =The old man fell to the lake= =not knowing what he had done to deserve such an ill fate.= =Peter had the carp in his hand and leaped in joy= =but he was not to return the carp to the water with koi.= =He took the fish with him, yes you heard me right= =for he believe it was the princess, gracious of his "might."= =He returned home and put the fish on a stone= =baking hot under the sun, bright his scales shone.= =This be the second victim of the lonely, demented Puck= =but all he said was "You're safe now Tiger Lily" and he sprang full of luck.= =As he skipped he saw a beautiful monarch butterfly= =and grabbed the poor creature as it passed by.= =He glued the poor insect ALIVE to his doll= =just before summer was taken by fall.= ="I shall call you, Finker Swell!" Skeeter said.= =Skeeter was happy but the butterfly was red.= =It tried to struggle but was as good as dead.= =It didn't even get some final nectar, for its tummy to be fed.= =Skeeter was too lonely to realize what he had done= =so he went to his house for toys, thinking he'd won.= == =He returned outside with six animals stuffed to the core= =But if Finker was real, she would've said "MORE! MORE! MORE!"= =To each stuffed animal, Skeeter gave them names= =unattractive to all girls and dames= =The rabbit, named Ribs, the first racoon Figgly= =the skunk was named Skootles, and the second raccoon Wiggly.= =To the fox was named Smiley, and the bear Mr. Furley= =and fake fur he had, was ever so curly.= =These names were random, and made up as Skeeter went along.= =So stupid they were, but to him not wrong.=

="BEHOLD! MY BOYS, MY PRINCESS, MY FAIRY!"= =Skeeter suddenly spoke sounding utterly merry.= ="THIS BACKYARD IS FAIR, THIS LAND IS GRAND!"= ="I NOW CALL THIS YARD, THE NETHERLANDS!!!!!"= =But as he was about to play with his imaginary friends= =the police surrounded his house, spelling their ends.= ="WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!" The police shouted out.= =Skeeter simply responded "You can't catch me!" and did not pout.= ="You're wanted for the murder of the town's fisherman!"= =Skeeter hopped at once, and fell into the garbage bin.= =At once the cops arrested and caught him= =He spent the rest of his days in an INSANE ASYLUM!= = = = = == =**END**=


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