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March 2, MCMXX

James Hook, captain of the Jolly Roger is who I am. I’m the most feared pirate in the whole world. The year is MCMXX and I believe this is the year where I take down my enemy, Peter Pan. Pan is a boy on this island called Neverland and he refuses to grow up. He is cocky and arrogant. I want that boy dead! Only I am allowed to kill Pan and his band of lost boys. I want to get back at Pan after he chop off my hand and gave it to the croccidle who was passing by. Now that croccidile thinks I taste great and has been after me since. But he ate a clock and whenever I hear a tick, I know he is near by, waiting for me. Waiting for his next meal. I received this log from one of my crewmates, Smee. He is a loyal friend who is always by my side, my right hand man. When he gave me this log, I knew that I would use it to write down all my accomplishments this year and I know that I will finally kill Pan. I will make a plan to capture Pan this coming year and I will write them all down in this journal.


 * 1) Capture one of the lost boys and use him as ransom

Okay so I only have one plan. Besides Pan, I must also be aware of the other inhabinates on this island such as the mermaids and Redskins. Maybe I can use them to my advantage against that cocky boy!

- Captain Jas. Hook

March 10th, MCMXX

Remember my plan above? It failed. I chased the boy named Slightly but he lead me and my crew to a trap where the other boys threw rocks at us with their slingshots and bow and arrows. We opened fired, but they were like squierrels in tress. We could barely see them since the sun was very high that cold morning, and all we could hear was gun blast and children’s laughter. I saw Pan but all he did was crow and laughed every time I tripped over tree roots. Pan kept flying into the trees and then popping out of nowhere. That boy is so cocky! I want him dead so much now. I hate children! I hate boys especially! I will never have a child! There are many days left in this year. So today wasn’t my day, but there is always tomorrow or the next day, or next month. But I will capture Pan this year and kill him! I’ll kill him and his lost boys too! I haven’t heard that crocodile in days. I’m hoping he is somewhere off dead, but I highly doubt it. Tonight the crew and I are going to eat some pork after some crew members went off to hunt for dinner. Pork is my favorite meat it taste so tender and I love it with gravy. I can smell it and taste it in my mouth right now. I should go into the kitchen and make sure they are preparing it correctly.

- Captain Jas. Hook

March 13th MCMXX

Last night, we moved the ship when the moon was high and all the stars were out. It was difficult to see but we were able to move the ship to the other side of the island. Why? I am very clever, indeed. A few days ago one of my crew members followed one of Pan’s little friends to a secret hide-out that was located on the other side. We still don’t know where they live but believe it must be somewhere on the other side of the island. I feel very chippy about this! One step closer to defeating Pan and his little lost boy friends too! Although I will admit that moving a ship in the middle of the night is quite difficult such as not being able to see very clearly. One of my crew members (oh I forgot his name) almost ran my ship into a giant rock in the middle of the ocean. My ship got a slight scratch, nothing that we can’t fix. But the crew member, did not make it out with a scratch. Let’s say, he took a little swim into the deep end of the ocean. While moving, I was able to hear the crocidle once. It was very distant and I could not tell if he was following me or not. After a while the ticking stop and I assumed he return to what ever matters he was attending to before. We snuck to the other side very quietly, we did not see any boys, Redskins, or any animals. I am assuming they are all sleeping and thinking that they are safe wherever they are. I will admit that I am never safe in Neverland. This is an island where my enemy lives and my worst fear is real. I must always be alert in this place and never show weakness to my crew. They must be able to rely on and fear their captain. I am Captain James Hook! I will show no mercy to man or boy! I will defeat Pan and make sure he never returns to my sight again!

- Captain Jas. Hook

March 15th MCMXX

Tonight the crew is celebrating, after capturing the fairies from Neverland. We are hoping that by capturing the faires, Pan will come out of hiding and rescue them. After the celebration we plan to form a trap for Pan. Here is the plan:

We are going to put the fairies down below on the ship and wait for Pan to find them. When he does, we’ll jump out of nowhere and capture him! Then I’ll make him walk the plank! Then he will crow no more!

I will tell you right now, capturing fairies are now easy. My crew and I had to wait until they were all gathering for their orgies and once they gathered in once placed, we caught them with nets, since a fairy’s weakness is nets, or so we heard and believe it. But it worked! We captured all the fairies but one. Pan’s friend Tinkerbell. We are hoping that Tink will ask Pan for help in rescuing her fairy friends. I sent Pan a message. Resuce the fairies or Tink will be the only fairy in Neverland! I will also tell you that I don’t like fairies. They are like mosquitos. They are small, annoying, and fly everywhere around you that their bright light gets in the way. Why do fairies need to glow anyway? Couldn’t God just make them invisible? There was a time when I felt guilt about hurting a fairy, back when I was very young and not yet a Captain. One night a fairy got me so annoyed that I hit it with a treasure map and it fell down dead. That was the first time I realized how annoying fairies were and how they should drop down dead! I shall go down deck and joined my crew in this wonderful celebration. I sense that Pan has finally realized what I’ve done and at any moment will come to my ship to rescue those stupid fairies.

- Captain Jas. Hook

March 17th MCMXX

The fairies are still on the ship and no word from Pan or his bad form lost boys! I’m getting angry and I really do feel like I have to kill at least one fairy to get Pan’s attention. What is he waiting for? It’s been two to three days and Pan still hasn’t been seen or even attempting to rescue the fairies. VERY BAD FORM! It seems to be about midnight, in Neverland. I’m starting to wonder if my life is worth living as a pirate. I’ve tried and tried again to end my life, but Smee always saves me because I don’t have the guts to do it. I’ve been stuck in Neverland for my whole life and I want out! I hate mermaids! I hate the Redskins! I hate children! What would the world be like without the fearless Captain Hook? Who would be Captain? Would the legends of Captain Hook still be heard? But yet, only I can kill Pan! None of my men can do it, no other living human can kill Pan! Only I can because of my wonderful good form! Pan will fall by my hands! A gun fire just went off! Pan is on the ship!

- Captain Jas. Hook

March 20th MCMXX

On the 17th, Pan and his gang of lost boys snuck on to the ship to save the fairies. It was a bloody battle, but no one died. I caught Pan down stairs freeing a small fairy and a battle broke out between us. Good form, good form he had indeed. I was very impressed. But with help from his stupid fairy friends, I can fairy dust all over me and their stupid bright lights got in the way of my sight! Because of that, Pan got away. I still got many plans and activities to do to forget about Pan. I can kill the Redskins, hunt, try to kill that stupid crocidlile, bury some more of my treasure, and much more. Pan is getting on my nerves but I was still very impressed by his good form. Though his little gang can learn a bit from him. I will defeat Pan, if it’s the last thing I do!

- Captain Jas. Hook

April 3rd MCMXX

I was very depressed after the fairies escaped. Last night the crew played Pirate Soccer. It has the same rules as regular soccer, except with some swords and guns used. We also ended up using one cannon. I would like to say that Mr. Smee’s team won the game. Although we had a lot of crewmates injured or no longer with us. After the game we had a huge barbecue and we all sung “It’s a Pirate’s Life for Me,” This morning I was extremely angry and I gathered my crew to set sale for the Redskin’s camp. We pulled up the anchor and set sail, when their village came into view, we opened fire with the cannon! I will admit that the Redskins have bad form, very bad form. Then we all set sail for the land and ran to the village for our battle! I shot and killed five Redskins and we destroyed their camp. The women and children left the battle field before any of us could get our hand on them. We were able to take some Redskins as prisoners and made them clean the ship before making them walk the plank. Yes, today was a good day! When I fight, all my depression and suicidal thoughts leave me! I was so pleased to have destroyed that village! Make prisoners walk the plank! Oh, it made me feel so alive! But Pan is still out there and I vow to kill him but when Pan is dead, I will not know what to do. Maybe a foe will grow to be the new Pan, then everything will be interesting as before with the last Pan! Peter Pan, I will kill you!

- Captian Jas. Hook

April 10th MCMXX

We caught Pan flying high in the clouds with the Neverbirds and fairies! What did I do? Well, open fire with a cannon! There were many times I thought I killed Pan, but instead I kept hearing crowing and more cocking crowing! The Neverbirds came on the ship and started poking and pecking everyone! We shot our guns at them and we did kill a few, good form by my men! Then all of a sudden, it became very quiet and Pan left. I told my men it was good form for chasing away Pan and tonight we feast with Neverbirds!!!

- Captain Jas. Hook

April 21 MCMXX

Pan was flying in the clouds again and that was when I noticd it. Three new children flying! It was hard to see but I told my men to open fire with the cannons. This time Pan came to the ship and used his cockiness against me. Just when I was about to kill him, I heard a ticking noise. The crocilde! Later my men and I caught Tiger Lilly! The Redskin Princess. I told my men to leave her on a rock. My plan was to use her to destroy her Redskin tribe. But Pan and his cockiness tricked my men and called me a Codfish! I was so angry at his good form and I grabbed my gun to shoot him and I hated him more because he saved Tiger Lilly. Then that damn crocodile came back and my men and I ran off. Hearing Pan’s stupid crowing at his victory. But later Thinkbell showed up and showed me that way to the Lost Boy’s hide-out! I knew it was underground but Tink showed me how to get in. Tonight we will kill Pan!

- Captain Jas. Hook

April 21, MCMXX Part II

I did it! I captured Pan’s lost boys and their mother! I also poured poison into Pan’s “medicine” and it was such good form!!! Though we captured the boys and rid ourselves of Pan, I still want them dead! Now I will say good-bye to Pan and the Lost Boys forever!!!!

- Captain Jas. Hook